I got one earlier and it went something like this...
"Dear dummy,
SHUT-UP.
-Love, G-d"
So let me give a little background as to why I got this message.
I was hanging out and thinking about one of my favorite bands, GISM, a japanese punk group. I was recalling the violent antics of their singer... instead of paraphrasing or something I'm just going to show you an excerpt on their front man from wikipedia...
"G.I.S.M. were widely known for violence present in their lyrics & live shows. Sakevi attacked the singer of Jagatara on national television. On stage, Sakevi would often be dressed on stage wearing a balaclava & bullet belt, waving lit flares in audience members' faces, using microphone stands as clubs, & attacking concert goers as Vietnam War footage was projected behind him. In the past he has attacked photographers for taking pictures of him & has chased audiences with a flamethrower."
Violence is what is to be expected at punk shows, and the thought of a japanese punk front man chasing people with a flamethrower, was a thought I found pretty entertaining. It probably would have been different if it said he maimed a bunch of people... but just chasing them I found to be a great image in my head.
Anyways, I was thinking of it while I was on my way to grab a bible and read a bit while I waited on a download. So I open it up and here's the first thing I read...
Pslam 37:1-9
1 Do not fret because of evil men
or be envious of those who do wrong;2 for like the grass they will soon wither,
like green plants they will soon die away.3 Trust in the LORD and do good;
dwell in the land and enjoy safe pasture.4 Delight yourself in the LORD
and he will give you the desires of your heart.5 Commit your way to the LORD;
trust in him and he will do this:6 He will make your righteousness shine like the dawn,
the justice of your cause like the noonday sun.7 Be still before the LORD and wait patiently for him;
do not fret when men succeed in their ways,
when they carry out their wicked schemes.8 Refrain from anger and turn from wrath;
do not fret—it leads only to evil.9 For evil men will be cut off,
but those who hope in the LORD will inherit the land.
Message recieved loud and clear.